2006-03-17 2007-07-01 Filthy Pierre's Microfilk eng
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 A collection of filk songs, printed in very small type to keep printing costs down. Erwin Strauss c. 1975 Multiple editions were issued without formal tracking. The type on this is tiny, and the reproduction of my working copy not that great. The compiler isn't responsible for errors, omissions, or eyestrain in the attempt. INDEX IS IN PROGRESS. SONG LIST IS INCOMPLETE. Men of Harlech wel eng text Woad Men of Harlech Tune suggested or parodied text The Alcoholics' Song Men of Harlech Tune suggested or parodied text Fen of Deli Men of Harlech Tune suggested or parodied text Men of Barton Men of Harlech Tune suggested or parodied text The Future History MacNamara's Band Tune suggested or parodied text Young Man Mulligan text The Orcs' Marching Song The Ballad of Jesse James Tune suggested or parodied text The Childish Edda The Ballad of Jesse James Tune suggested or parodied text The Big Red Cheese The Ballad of Jesse James Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Scientology Poor Jud Is Dead Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Scientology Goldfrank, Jim lyricist Poor Jud Is Dead Tune suggested or parodied text The Caves of Steel Garrett, Randall lyricist She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain Tune suggested or parodied text The Engineers' Song text Reminder (Stardrive) Coulson, Buck lyricist text Memorandum text Progress Coulson, Buck lyricist text This Planet's My Land Carldon, Dave lyricist This Land Is Your Land Guthrie, Woody composer Tune suggested or parodied text High Fly the Nazgûl Green Grow the Rashes O Tune suggested or parodied text Elevator Song Yesterday Tune suggested or parodied text The Ball of Kerrimuir The Ballad of Inverness text Ensign Flandry Dominique Tune suggested or parodied text The Freshmen Up at Yale text Slan Garrett, Randall lyricist Strauss, Erwin lyricist Thunder Road Tune suggested or parodied Ghost Riders in the Sky Tune suggested or parodied text Pariahs Maria Tune suggested or parodied text The Vulcan Academy of Science School Cheer Smith, Paula author This is very similar to an MIT cheer. text The Temperance Union Song or, Away with Rum text Marsupial Fandom and Monotreme Fandom The Temperance Union Song Tune suggested or parodied text Don't Ever Trust a Psi Tockman, Judy lyricist The Temperance Union Song Tune suggested or parodied text Drunken Spaceman What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor? Tune suggested or parodied text The Bastard King of England text The Nazgûl King of Angmar Boardman, John lyricist The Bastard King of England Tune suggested or parodied text The Apes' Drinking Song The Whiffenpoof Song Tune suggested or parodied text Michigan Fandom The Temperance Union Song Tune suggested or parodied text There's an Amoeba Torgerson, Mildred lyricist Hava Nagila Tune suggested or parodied text Grinnels Chauffeured text That's Science Fiction Strauss, Erwin lyricist That's Entertainment Tune suggested or parodied text Trufen Go Strauss, Erwin lyricist Children Go Tune suggested or parodied text Cthulhu Taylor, John lyricist They Call the Wind Maria Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of John W. Campbell Ross, Joe lyricist composer text notated music The Ballad of John Vanible Koppelman, Andrew lyricist The Ballad of John W. Campbell Ross, Joe composer Tune suggested or parodied text The Green Hills of Earth text Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Hava Nagila Tune suggested or parodied text Bouncing Potatoes Anderson, Poul lyricist Waltzing Matilda Tune suggested or parodied text Frigate Matilda Waltzing Matilda Tune suggested or parodied text The U. S. Mail Charlie on the MTA Tune suggested or parodied text Cochrane and His Cloud Smith, Paula lyricist Charlie on the MTA Tune suggested or parodied text Real Old-Time Religion Gimme That Old-Time Religion Tune suggested or parodied 24 verses text Gimme That Pro, Larry Niven Gimme That Old-Time Religion Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Eskimo Nell text APA '45 Forever or, The Teenfan Tyrannty Song Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text The Bradbury Hate Song Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text The Klingon Diplomatic Corps Marching Song or, Imperialism for Fun and Profit Smith, Paula lyricist Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text Westercon 23 or, The Con Co-Ordinator's Lament Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text The Klingon Auxiliary Corps The Temperance Union Song Tune suggested or parodied text The Mongol/Burgher Duet The Temperance Union Song Tune suggested or parodied text The Theme Song of the U.S.S. Enterprise John Brown's Body Tune suggested or parodied text The Barony of Angels text The Ballad of Igor text Jesus Christ The Ballad of Jesse James Tune suggested or parodied text The Fans Who Never Came Charlie on the MTA Tune suggested or parodied text The Fan Who Never Returned Curtis, Dick lyricist Charlie on the MTA Tune suggested or parodied text The Prince of Wales Landau, Jim lyricist The Engineers' Song Tune suggested or parodied text My Bonnie My Bonnie Tune suggested or parodied text What Do You Do With a Drunken Viking? What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor? Tune suggested or parodied text Dynast text [Illegible] in Praise of the Warriors of the Middle Kingdom text Men of Eastrealm Men of Harlech Tune suggested or parodied text The LIRR Engineer's Song The Engineers' Song Tune suggested or parodied text Battle Hymn of Hastings Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text Angus' Song text A Modern Folksong Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text My God, How the Money Rolls In My Bonnie Tune suggested or parodied text My God, How the Letters Roll In My Bonnie Tune suggested or parodied text My Program Lies in the 360 My Bonnie Tune suggested or parodied text Misfit My Bonnie Tune suggested or parodied text Stranger in a Strange Land My Bonnie Tune suggested or parodied text In China They Do It for Chili Celito Lindo Tune suggested or parodied text When "They" Are in Six-No Frère Jacques Tune suggested or parodied text Just the Facts, Ma'am text Cry of the Helpers Frère Jacques Tune suggested or parodied text In the Corps text The 12 Days of Christmas at Starfleet Lost and Found text Frankie and Polly text Radiation Blues Cogswell, Ted lyricist text Nikkie and Mao Frankie and Johnny Tune suggested or parodied text Ginnie and Tommy Frankie and Johnny Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Days of Marxmas Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Rounds of Bridge Play Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Days of Solstice Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The First Days of Our Mission Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Days of Nismov Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Days of Bynec Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Days of Boredom Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text 12 Rounds of Balrog Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text Gang Bang Lulu Good Night, Ladies Tune suggested or parodied text The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester Garrett, Randall lyricist Tanner, Charles lyricist Turkey in the Straw Tune suggested or parodied text The First of Arkansas text The Spanish Inquisition MacNamara's Band Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Gordy Dickson Bova, Ben lyricist Clementine Tune suggested or parodied text Pleistocenic Clementine Clementine Tune suggested or parodied text The Anacreontic Song To Anacreon in Heaven Tomlinson, Ralph lyricist Smith, John Stafford composer text The Chemists' Drinking Song Carroll, John A. lyricist The Irish Washerwoman Tune suggested or parodied text God Save the Queen Corey, Henry lyricist text God Save King Pendragon God Save the Queen Tune suggested or parodied text Soldier, Ask Not Dickson, Gordon lyricist composer text National Enbalming School O Tannenbaum Tune suggested or parodied A-Hunting We Will Go Tune suggested or parodied text Maryland, My Maryland O Tannenbaum Tune suggested or parodied text Our Space Opera Goes Rolling Along Duntemann, Jeff lyricist Caisson Song Tune suggested or parodied text The Apes' Marching Song text O Contractor O Tannenbaum Tune suggested or parodied text The Thirty Days of Amber Twlve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Lobster Quadrille Carroll, Lewis lyricist text To John Boardman in Brooklyn To Anacreon in Heaven Tune suggested or parodied text Oh, Cthulhu, Dear MacNamara's Band Tune suggested or parodied text Kinnison's Band Anderson, Poul lyricist MacNamara's Band Tune suggested or parodied text The Road Song of the Transport Cadets Heinlein, Robert A. lyricist Caisson Song Tune suggested or parodied text A Religious Song text Christmas Day Frère Jacques Tune suggested or parodied text The Science Fiction Band MacNamara's Band Tune suggested or parodied text The Outer Space Marines Duntemann, Jeff lyricist The Marines' Hymn Tune suggested or parodied text An Irish CPU An Irish Ballad Lehrer, Tom composer Tune suggested or parodied text Twelve Days of Uptime Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text Destruction Miller, Sarah Elizabeth lyricist Caisson Song Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Autoclave One An Irish Ballad Lehrer, Tom composer Tune suggested or parodied text Song of the Troubador text While the System Is Down Frère Jacques Tune suggested or parodied text The Hacker's Battle Hymn Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text Over HLL, Over Caile Caisson Song Tune suggested or parodied text Sailing Starships Walker, Patti lyricist Caisson Song Tune suggested or parodied text Greensleeves text Ode to the Commodore or, It's Dead, Jim O Tannenbaum Tune suggested or parodied text The Grand Canal Heinlein, Robert A. lyricist text What Song Is This? Greensleeves Tune suggested or parodied text From the Halls of Calafia text What Knight Is This? Greensleeves Tune suggested or parodied text Song of the Slab Yellow Rose of Texas Tune suggested or parodied text The New Science Marines' Hymn Tune suggested or parodied text Fanserwacky Flynn, George lyricist Greensleeves Tune suggested or parodied text Attila They Call the Wind Maria Tune suggested or parodied text Home in the Snackbar Greensleeves Tune suggested or parodied text ARL Clementine Tune suggested or parodied text The Twelve Days of Niven Stever, David lyricist Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text The Hearses Go Rolling Along Caisson Song Tune suggested or parodied text High Is the Bidding Green Grow the Rashes, O Tune suggested or parodied text The Thermodynamics Final Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text Shat Upon Us Once Again Larsen, Dan lyricist Clementine Tune suggested or parodied text Twelve Days of Battle Twelve Days of Christmas Tune suggested or parodied text Jabberwocky Carroll, Lewis author text Stfanhawky Tanner, Charles R. lyricist Greensleeves Tune suggested or parodied text When I Was a Lad When I Was a Lad Sullivan, Arthur composer Tune suggested or parodied LOTR words to Sullivan's tune notated music Smaug the Magic Dragon Puff the Magic Dragon Tune suggested or parodied text notated music Give My Regards to Orthanc Lebovitz, Nancy lyricist Give My Regards to Broadway Tune suggested or parodied text notated music The Flight of Gil-Garum text notated music Onward, Sauron's Soldiers! Tatge, Dick lyricist Kuhfeld, Al lyricist Fleischer, Ken lyricist Onward Christian Soldiers Sullivan, Arthur composer Tune suggested or parodied text notated music The Ent's Marching Song When Johnny Comes Marching Home Tune suggested or parodied text notated music What Shall We Do With a Drunken Hobbit? What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor? Tune suggested or parodied text The Nazgûl Scream When Johnny Comes Marching Home Tune suggested or parodied text The Orcs' Marching Song Eney, Dick lyricist Mademoisells from Armentieres Tune suggested or parodied text The Witch King of Angmar Lili Marlene Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins The Ballad of Davy Crockett Tune suggested or parodied text notated music The Motie Engineers The Engineers' Song Tune suggested or parodied text Limerick Song text Fandom Is a Way of Life Strauss, Erwin S. lyricist Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend Tune suggested or parodied text Fan Party Song The Ants' Marching Song Tune suggested or parodied text The Chairman of the Next Boskone When I Was a Lad Sullivan, Arthur composer Tune suggested or parodied text Onward Goes the Other Club Onward Christian Soldiers Sullivan, Arthur composer Tune suggested or parodied text Captain in the Star Navy When I Was a Lad Sullivan, Arthur composer Tune suggested or parodied text The Worldcon Lullaby When Johnny Comes Marching Home Tune suggested or parodied text 1, 2, 3, 4 ... Testing The Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text Pon Farr Soldier, Ask Not Dickson, Gordon composer Tune suggested or parodied text Marching Song of Foofoo Onward Christian Soldiers Sullivan, Arthur composer Tune suggested or parodied text When Harlie Played One This Old Man Tune suggested or parodied text A Cheery Drinking Song Biggest Thing Man Has Ever Done Tune suggested or parodied text notated music Jophan! A Filk Musical Fable in Prologue and Three Acts Strauss, Erwin S. lyricist author Individual songs, to tunes by various writers, not listed here text Freedom (Ode to Joy) Schiller, Friedrich lyricist de text Freedom (Ode to Joy) Schiller, Friedrich lyricist de First verse only. First word is given as "Freiheit" rather than "Freude." text Monopoly Kuuss, Michael John lyricist Yesterday Tune suggested or parodied text The Ballad of Billy Huggins Miller, Sarah Elizabeth lyricist Ballad of Davy Crockett Tune suggested or parodied text Gandalf's Song of Lorien Tolkien, J. R. R. lyricist Ode to Joy (Symphony No. 9) Beethoven, Ludwig van composer Tune suggested or parodied text notated music A Further Edition Danell lyricist The Ants Go Marching Tune suggested or parodied text The Song of Ent and Entwife Tolkien, J. R. R. lyricist Berman, Ruth composer text notated music Fly Dragon Fly Puff, the Magic Dragon Yarrow, Peter composer Tune suggested or parodied text Specting Matilda Kelly, Pat. Jr. lyricist Waltzing Matilda Tune suggested or parodied text The Fall of Durin's Bane Ring, David lyricist text Fuck the Hymnal God Save the Queen Tune suggested or parodied text Trufan's Marching Song Ellik, Ron lyricist Johnstone, Ted lyricist Pelz, Bruce lyricist God Save the Queen Tune suggested or parodied text An Elven Saga Shaw, Greg lyricist Berman, Ruth composer text notated music Dragon Dream Lauterbach, Edward lyricist 15 century anon. Tune suggested or parodied text notated music The Passing of the Elven-Kind Johnstone, Ted lyricist Greensleeves Tune suggested or parodied text The Song of Galadriel Tolkien, J. R. R. lyricist Hoffman, Stanley composer Gaca, Christine composer text Come to the LP Con Strauss, Edward lyricist Cabaret Tune suggested or parodied text Ballad of the Three Kings Anderson, Poul lyricist Dickson, Gordon composer text The Dying Robot Speiser, Jeff lyricist Red River Valley Tune suggested or parodied text Seven Old Ladies Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be? Tune suggested or parodied text Where Can the Matter Be? Simpson, Don lyricist Cochran, Don lyricist Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be? Tune suggested or parodied text Battle Hymn of the Helpers Battle Hymn of the Republic Tune suggested or parodied text Colonel Jacques Chrétien Dickson, Gordon lyricist composer text notated music Samuel Edward Konkin Richard Friedman lyricist Ballad of Jesse James Tune suggested or parodied text Friends of Freedom Strauss, Erwin lyricist Men of Harlech Tune suggested or parodied text notated music Ode to the Empire Yadarola, Gay lyricist Comedy Tonight Tune suggested or parodied text