2009-12-29 2009-12-29 Knights to Queen's Level The really immense Boogie Knights songbook eng 8 1/2 x 11, comb binding
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 The Boogie Knights 1994 Parodies are credited only by initials. The credits given here involve some educated guesses, with just initials when none worked. Parodies copyright 1994 by their respective authors. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use of the works contained herein is strictly prohibited. We can find out where you live. Consult your local listings for showtimes. Balze, Paul illustrator Introduction Keefer, David author Theodoric of York, Medieval Disc Jockey text Act Like a Magician Keefer, David lyricist Walk Like an Egyptian Tune suggested or parodied text Addicted to Studs Woods, Lance lyricist Addicted to Love Tune suggested or parodied text Ale! Woods, Lance lyricist The Soft Soft Drink Tune suggested or parodied text Beowulf! Woods, Lance lyricist Theme from "Underdog" Tune suggested or parodied text The Anarchy/Monarchy Song Woods, Lance lyricist The Authority Song Tune suggested or parodied text Any Breath You Take Woods, Lance lyricist Every Breath You Take Tune suggested or parodied text Appearing Knightly (What's That Say for You?) Woods, Lance lyricist Ahrens, Robert lyricist Every Breath You Take Tune suggested or parodied text Appearing Knightly (What's That Say for You?) Woods, Lance lyricist Ahrens, Robert lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Every Breath You Take Tune suggested or parodied text Arthur, Arthur Woods, Lance lyricist PB lyricist Bus Stop Tune suggested or parodied text Arthur Rex Was King Ahrens, Robert lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Rock and Roll Is King Tune suggested or parodied text Arthurian Pie Ahrens, Robert lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist American Pie Tune suggested or parodied text Ascending the Throne Scheeler, John lyricist Romancing the Stone Tune suggested or parodied text Better Not Tell Him Palmer, Sharon lyricist Better Not Tell Her Tune suggested or parodied text Beware the Highwayman Woods, Lance lyricist Don't Pay the Ferryman Tune suggested or parodied text Born to Wear Plaid Scheeler, John lyricist Born to Be Bad Tune suggested or parodied text A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother Woods, Lance lyricist One Thing Leads to Another Tune suggested or parodied text The Buccaneer Rap Keefer, David lyricist composer text Castle Transylvania Woods, Lance lyricist Hotel California Tune suggested or parodied text Catapult Rock Woods, Lance lyricist Crocodile Rock Tune suggested or parodied text Columbus Woods, Lance lyricist The Love Boat Tune suggested or parodied This Land Is Your Land Guthrie, Woody composer Tune suggested or parodied text The Crew of the Raven Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John composer text Defended My Way Back to You Woods, Lance lyricist Workin' My Way Back to You Tune suggested or parodied text Does Your Warrior Lose His Flavor in the Dungeon Overnight? Woods, Lance lyricist Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? Tune suggested or parodied text The Dragon Feeds Tonight Keefer, David lyricist Keefer, Mary lyricist The Lion Sleeps Tonight Tune suggested or parodied text Drunk & Disorderly (The D&D Drinking Song) Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist text Dungeon Master Ahrens, Bob lyricist Mr. Sandman Tune suggested or parodied text Elf Control Woods, Lance lyricist Self Control Tune suggested or parodied text Farewell, Mum! Woods, Lance lyricist So Long, Mom Lehrer, Tom composer Tune suggested or parodied text Fight for Her Honor Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Tell Her About It Tune suggested or parodied text Foxy & Philistine Woods, Lance lyricist She's Sexy and 17 Tune suggested or parodied text Gandalf Got Molested by a Balrog Keefer, David lyricist Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Tune suggested or parodied text Happy to Get Her Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Happy Together Tune suggested or parodied text Have at Thee! Woods, Lance lyricist Dance with Me Tune suggested or parodied text Hell! Woods, Lance lyricist Help! Tune suggested or parodied text Her Highness Has Spies, Too Keefer, David lyricist Helfer, Barbara lyricist The Buildings Have Eyes Tune suggested or parodied text Holyland Jazz Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Cabaret Tune suggested or parodied text Hunted by the King's Arrow Woods, Lance lyricist Moonshadow Tune suggested or parodied text I Got the Creature Woods, Lance lyricist Hot for Teacher Tune suggested or parodied text I Rammed His Ship with Mine Keefer, David lyricist I Saw Her Standing There Tune suggested or parodied text I Wanna Be Your Wife's Guard Burch, Eric lyricist Chafin, T. Alan lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist I Wanna Be a Lifeguard Tune suggested or parodied text I'd Like to Thank You Keefer, David lyricist Keefer, Mary lyricist I Think I Love You Tune suggested or parodied text I'll Wear Plaid Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Yer So Bad Tune suggested or parodied text In Rome Again Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Back Home Again Tune suggested or parodied text It Seems I'll Have to Rescue You Keefer, David lyricist I Only Wanna Be With You Tune suggested or parodied text Jousting Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Come Dancing Tune suggested or parodied text The King's Crusades Took My Hubby Away Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist The KKK Took My Baby Away Tune suggested or parodied text Man of La Mancha Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist La Bamba Tune suggested or parodied text Last of Your Line Woods, Lance lyricist I Feel Fine Tune suggested or parodied text Last Web of Evil Woods, Lance lyricist The Last Worthless Evening Tune suggested or parodied text Leonardo Woods, Lance lyricist Desperado Tune suggested or parodied text ('Tis Only) Leprosy Woods, Lance lyricist Jeopardy Tune suggested or parodied text Let's Duel Woods, Lance lyricist Dress Cool Tune suggested or parodied text The Lisa Marie Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John composer text Lycanthrope in Love Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Teenager in Love Tune suggested or parodied text (Let's Get) Magical Woods, Lance lyricist Physical Tune suggested or parodied text Maidens in the Days of Old Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Centerfold Tune suggested or parodied text Mail-Clad Man Woods, Lance lyricist Sharp-Dressed Man Tune suggested or parodied text Mercenary Man Keefer, David lyricist Secret Agent Man Tune suggested or parodied text Montague and Capulet Keefer, David lyricist Romeo and Juliet Tune suggested or parodied text The Music of the Knights Woods, Lance lyricist The Music of the Night Webber, Andrew Lloyd composer Tune suggested or parodied text My Best Friend's Realm Woods, Lance lyricist My Best Friend's Girl Tune suggested or parodied text The Night that Hastings Died Ahrens, Bob lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist The Night Chicago Died Tune suggested or parodied text Nottingham Ahrens, Bob lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist Allentown Tune suggested or parodied text On My Oath Woods, Lance lyricist On My Own Schönberg, Claude-Michel composer Tune suggested or parodied text Orc People Woods, Lance lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Short People Tune suggested or parodied text Our Keep Woods, Lance lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Our House Tune suggested or parodied text The Penalty for Treason Woods, Lance lyricist Read 'Em and Weep Tune suggested or parodied text Poisoning Borgias in the Dark Woods, Lance lyricist Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Lehrer, Tom composer Tune suggested or parodied text Polymorph Your Mother Keefer, David lyricist John Scheeler lyricist composer text Polymorph Your Mother (#2) Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist John Scheeler composer text Polymorph Your Mother (#3) Keefer, David lyricist John Scheeler composer text Polymorph Your Mother (#3.5) Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance lyricist John Scheeler composer text Robbin' Robin Keefer, David lyricist Rockin' Robin Tune suggested or parodied text Rubies and Diamonds Keefer, David lyricist Keefer, Mary lyricist Four Little Diamonds Tune suggested or parodied text Runnin' from the Fight Ahrens, Bob lyricist Heading for the Light Tune suggested or parodied text Save the Last Man for Me Woods, Lance lyricist Save the Last Dance for Me Tune suggested or parodied text Scram! Keefer, David lyricist Stand Tune suggested or parodied text She's a Medusa Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John lyricist I'm a Believer Tune suggested or parodied text The Sign of the Randy Berserker Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John composer text Silver, Silver (The Innkeeper's Song) Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John lyricist Sugar, Sugar Tune suggested or parodied text So Busy (The Innkeeper's Song) Keefer, David lyricist Dizzy Tune suggested or parodied text Someone Defenseless Woods, Lance lyricist No Myth Tune suggested or parodied text The Spanish Armada Woods, Lance lyricist The Downeaster Alexa Tune suggested or parodied text Spare the Knight Woods, Lance lyricist Spend the Night Tune suggested or parodied text Stonehenge! Woods, Lance lyricist Meet the Flintstones Tune suggested or parodied text Take the Gold (But Don't Touch the Idol) Woods, Lance lyricist Istanbul, Not Constantinople Tune suggested or parodied text That Was the Age Woods, Lance lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Those Were the Days Tune suggested or parodied text These Final Things Woods, Lance lyricist Coggins, Dan lyricist The Finer Things Tune suggested or parodied text Thievin' for a Livin' Woods, Lance lyricist Ahrens, Bob lyricist Workin' for a Livin' Tune suggested or parodied text The Tyrant's Reign Keefer, David lyricist Ball and Chain Tune suggested or parodied text Time for You to Die Keefer, David lyricist Time for Me to Fly Tune suggested or parodied text Tom's Hovel Keefer, David lyricist Sponaugle, Pat lyricist Tom's Diner Tune suggested or parodied text Torquemada Scheeler, John lyricist Barracuda Tune suggested or parodied text Totally Revolted by You Woods, Lance lyricist Hopelessly Devoted to You Tune suggested or parodied text Trapped by Allegiance Woods, Lance lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Hooked on a Feeling Tune suggested or parodied text Under the Drawbridge Woods, Lance lyricist Under the Boardwalk Tune suggested or parodied text Warfare! Woods, Lance lyricist Ahrens, Bob lyricist Pressure Tune suggested or parodied text The Way We Warred Woods, Lance lyricist The Way We Were Tune suggested or parodied text Wench Baby Woods, Lance lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Beach Baby Tune suggested or parodied text Willard (The Killer Knight) Woods, Lance lyricist Keefer, David lyricist Thriller Tune suggested or parodied text Wine, Women, and Song Keefer, David lyricist Scheeler, John composer Thriller Tune suggested or parodied text You're Gonna Be Persuaded Keefer, David lyricist Woods, Lance composer I Wanna Be Sedated Tune suggested or parodied text You're Not Sane Woods, Lance composer You're So Vain Tune suggested or parodied text